5.45pm - Get home, put on new top and trousers for the evening.
6.00pm - Guides meeting. Wine and crisps, so far so good.
7.45pm - Over to Ian and Ruth's to watch Mysterious Cities of Gold (aaaah, ah ah ah ah, some day we will find...)
8.00pm - Pizza ordered, wine poured
8.20pm - Drip wine on new top
8.30pm - Pizza arrives
8.45pm - drop piece of pizza on my new trousers.
HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?